“You’re depressed because you don’t have God in your life”
if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous
or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me
the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess
can you imagine
the next time someone asks you if you’re planning on having kids
and you say “no”
and they give that knowing smile and say “you will change your mind, someday”
suddenly a time portal opens up and like 60-year-old version of you sticks their head out and and goes “INCORRECT”reblogging this because I fucking hate those people

